Wednesday, June 29, 2005
Thanks to my sister Deb for this one:
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to say to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat.
This doesn't rhyme with anything and I don't
give a shit.
Amen
Alrighty...
Safe trip to my dear friend Michael
who leaves for The Maldives today.
Goodbye, June...
Till next time... 'Mela
11:19 AM
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Photo: Michio Yves Ueda
